Big City Blues

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:13:11 GMT

Muahahahahaha.

It's coming.

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:39:46 GMT

MARSELLUS: Step aside, Butch.

Butch steps aside, revealing Marsellus standing behind him, holding a pump-action shotgun. KABOOM!!!!

Zed is blasted in the groin. Down he goes, screaming in agony. Marsellus, looking down at his whimpering rapist, ejects the used shotgun shell.

BUTCH: You okay?

MARSELLUS: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

BUTCH: What now?

MARSELLUS: What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' niggas, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. (to Zed) You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git medieval on your ass!

Quentin Tarantino
Pulp Fiction

We are so fucked.

Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:35:08 GMT

We really are. And we still have the nerve to wonder why nobody shot Hitler before it was too late. Fuckin' worthless. I am, too, I'll admit it. Fight the power? Nah, I'd rather stay in school to make a buck because I continue to tell myself that it'll be worth the paper it's printed on ten years from now, if there's even a country or a world left to spend it in. And tomorrow morning I'll go put up signs for this guy even though this government is an absolute sham just like that of every other empire at about the time they lost their souls and decided the best course of action was to give some delusional halfwit absolute power and kill, kill, kill.

Well, actually, the halfwit gave himself absolute power a long time ago, we just like to pretend we gave it to him because... well, fuck, I don't know. Ask her. I already did but I doubt she'll answer. Probably because she feels nothing has changed. And she's right, of course. I just thought I'd never see the day when we, as a nation, would openly give up of our own volition and throw away everything that we, at the very least, told ourselves we stood for. There can be no more talk of us being the good guys. I know that the "hardened killer with a heart of a gold" was always a myth, but it was the best one we had left.

September 28th will easily go down, in what little history remains to be written, as the equal of Hitler's election. Nothing will ever justify the madness of our actions or the cowardice of the inaction to follow. Just hope that it all ends soon.

Thanks for the memories

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 22:12:44 GMT

That's that, then.

Never forget.

Keith Olbermann is on a fucking roll.

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:54:40 GMT

Exhibit A.
Exhibit B.
Exhibit C.

Whatever happened to old-fashioned eloquence, without all the he-said she-said shit and nudge-nudge-wink-wink incest/journalism? Beats me, but I'm glad Keith is bringing it back with a vengeance.

So. Fucking. True.

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 18:25:29 GMT

How do we break the death spiral of outrage fatigue?

mmm

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:04:30 GMT

I love the cold weather. Everything smells nice. And it's actually enjoyable to step outside now and then.

Tales from the Donk

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:13:43 GMT

Why, of course Amazon sells tanks.

The first review is pretty good one, but this one had me snickering for days. And, wouldn't ya know it, they tried to hide it.

What can i say the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank this thing is solid, I'll tell you my story.

It was a late night in Boston the redsox had just won the World Series, the town erupted into pandemonium. I sat at a set of stop lights in my JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank (the Donk) when over the radio I heard the news. The riots were breaking out all over the city, my apartment was on the other side of town, fortunately Amazon had delivered my Donk the day before (Amazon Prime free 2 day baby) . I gunned the 6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine and layed a quarter inch of rubber, I blew through the red light knowing time was not on my side.

As we rolled down Boylston street we were taking sniper fire, my wife relayed the cordenence of the riots she was receiving over the 400 watt premium sound system. The traffic cleared the way as the donk rolled down the street. I had purchased the optional water hose crowd dispersal unit... little did I know how worthless it would prove to be.

As we rounded the corner of Boylston street onto Yawkee Way that's when we hit a flash riot. I looked out over the sea of drunken roudy Red Sox fans, the only thing between me and victory was defeat and between that was my Donk. I hit the break (the JL421 only has one) we skidded to a halt, I screamed to the little lady, lay down a suppressing stream with the water hose. She put up a fight (so proud of her) but the sea of humanity pressed in on us. The Donk was rocking we could hear the crowd trying to make sense of the Donk, I popped in Dirty water and blasted it over the speaker system, to convey that I was a friendly, all of the sudden we heard it a gargled drunken call "That is ARod's JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser" I looked into my wife's eyes and thought it was over for us, I whispered "I loved you" the Chat of who's your daddy ringing, echoing through the Donk.

The crowed thinking that within our iron shell was Alex Rodriguez and that if they could pry it open like an oyster, to get to him, they could take out 86 years of Frustration. They rolled the Donk, I felt the thumps as rioter after drunken rioter scaled my donk, in a display of masculine vibrato. We then felt the heat as a Malakoff cocktail entered the mix, lighting the side of our ride. We could watch our own demise on our satellite TV system I had installed. But the Donk took it all in stride. And then almost as quickly as it started it was over, the crowed was gone. The silence was deafening the as I popped the hatch on my Donk I felt the October sky upon my face, my wife bruised and battered looked into my eyes and just wept.

As the world loses it's mind you will see the value of the Donk line increase get in on the ground floor now... protect yourself today buy the Donk

hahahahaha

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:15:09 GMT

Oh wow. This part was cut off of the First Draft video. Helen Thomas rocks.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bJ0vv00p3MA&search=colbert%20press

holy crap

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 09:37:24 GMT

Colbert at the White House Press Correspondent's Dinner...

Bush was not amused.

"Repeat it after me, bitch!"

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:30:33 GMT

"I come in the name of Jesus, by the power of the Holy Spirit. God Almighty, you know, ruler of heaven and earth and every goddamned thing in between!"

This guy is my hero.

"Stupid-ass house nigga!"

(If it demands a login, use scarshapedstar / wtfwtfwtf)

Song lyrics meme

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:55:15 GMT

I was going to make a post where I post some song lyrics from my playlist and you guess what they're from, but honest to god, the first song that came up was

Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls all made fun of her at school...

and I was like, you know, maybe I'll just stop there.

Don't blame me, blame him.

My birthday

Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:17:02 GMT

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birth day (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year.

January 31. (there was a LOT of interesting stuff on my birthday!)

1606 - Gunpowder Plot: Guy Fawkes is executed for his plotting against Parliament and James I of England. (Yesssss!)
1747 - The first venereal diseases clinic opens at London Lock Hospital.

The third is a tie between

1876 - The United States orders all Native Americans to move into reservations.

and

1930 - 3M markets Scotch Tape.

Births:

1923 - Norman Mailer, American writer and journalist
1947 - Nolan Ryan, baseball player

(also Justin Timberlake, shhhhhh)

Deaths:

Guy Fawkes, again! (Yes, Fawkes is rather trendy, but you wouldn't recognize anyone else on the deaths list. I sure didn't.)

Book survey

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 06:57:37 GMT

I think I did pretty well.

Part One - Classics

Beowulf by Anonymous.
The Collected Work of Jane Austen.
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte.
If On a Winter's Night a Traveler by Italo Calvino.
Don Quixote by Cervantes.
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Coleridge.
Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad.
Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad.
The Secret Sharer by Joseph Conrad.
The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane.
The Collected Work of E. E. Cummings.
Inferno, by Dante.
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.
David Copperfield by Charles Dickens.
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens.
Little Dorrit by Charles Dickens.
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky.
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner.
Light In August by William Faulkner.
Faust by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman.
Lord of the Flies by William Golding.
Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy.
The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller.
A Farewell To Arms by Ernest Hemingway.
The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway.
The Snows of Kilimanjaro by Ernest Hemingway.
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway.
The Odyssey by Homer.
Peer Gynt by Henrik Ibsen.
Daisy Miller by Henry James.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey.
Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence.
To Build a Fire by Jack London.
Billy Budd by Herman Melville.
Moby Dick by Herman Melville.
The Crucible by Arthur Miller.
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller.
Paradise Lost by John Milton.
Animal Farm by George Orwell.
The Collected Work of Edgar Allan Poe.
Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon.
The Catcher In the Rye by J. D. Salinger.
Hamlet by William Shakespeare.
Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare.
A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare.
Othello by William Shakespeare.
Richard III by William Shakespeare.
The Taming of the Shrew by William Shakespeare.
The Tempest by William Shakespeare.
Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare.
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.
The Jungle by Upton Sinclair.
The Oedipus Trilogy by Sophocles.
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck.
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.
The Pearl by John Steinbeck.
The Lady or the Tiger by Frank R. Stockton.
Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift.
Walden by Henry David Thoreau.
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy.
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy.
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain.
Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton.

Part Two - Sci Fi

Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
The Book of Three by Lloyd Alexander.
The Black Cauldron by Lloyd Alexander.
The Castle of Llyr by Lloyd Alexander.
Taran Wanderer by Lloyd Alexander.
The High King by Lloyd Alexander.
The Xanth Series by Piers Anthony.
Piers Anthony's Guide To Xanth by Piers Anthony and Jodie Lynn Nye.
The Apprentice Adept Series by Piers Anthony.
The Collected Work of Isaac Asimov.
The Foundation Trilogy by Isaac Asimov.
The Gods Themselves by Isaac Asimov.
I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood.
Ring by Stephen Baxter.
The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle.
Mars by Ben Bova.
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury.
The Collected Work of Marion Zimmer Bradley.
The Sword of Shannara by Terry Brooks.
The Wishsong of Shannara by Terry Brooks.
The Talismans of Shannara by Terry Brooks.
The First King of Shannara by Terry Brooks.
Magic Kingdom For Sale --Sold! by Terry Brooks.
Running With the Demon by Terry Brooks.
A Knight of the Word by Terry Brooks.
Angel Fire East by Terry Brooks.
Pyromancer by Don Callander.
Aquamancer by Don Callander.
Geomancer by Don Callander.
Aeromancer by Don Callander.
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card.
Speaker For the Dead by Orson Scott Card.
Xenocide / Children of the Mind by Orson Scott Card.
Hart's Hope by Orson Scott Card.
2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke.
Rendezvous With Rama by Arthur C. Clarke.
The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton.
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.
The Man In the High Castle by Philip K. Dick.
A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick.
Timewyrm: Exodus by Terrance Dicks.
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever by Stephen R. Donaldson.
The Second Chronicles of Thomas Covenant by Stephen R. Donaldson.
The Belgariad by David Eddings.
The Mallorean by David Eddings.
City On the Edge of Forever by Harlan Ellison.
Midshipman's Hope by David Feintuch.
The Collected Work of Raymond E. Feist.
The Flinx of the Commonwealth Series by Alan Dean Foster.
Splinter of the Mind's Eye by Alan Dean Foster.
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind.
She by H. Rider Haggard.
The Forever War by Joe Haldeman.
The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein.
Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein.
Stranger In a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein.
Dune by Frank Herbert.
Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert.
Children of Dune by Frank Herbert.
God Emperor of Dune by Frank Herbert.
Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb.
Royal Assassin by Robin Hobb.
Ship of Magic by Robin Hobb.
The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan.
The Great Hunt by Robert Jordan.
The Dragon Reborn by Robert Jordan.
The Shadow Rising by Robert Jordan.
The Fires of Heaven by Robert Jordan.
Lord of Chaos by Robert Jordan.
A Crown of Swords by Robert Jordan.
The Path of Daggers by Robert Jordan.
Winter's Heart by Robert Jordan.
Crossroads of Twilight by Robert Jordan.
The Fionavar Tapestry by Guy Gavriel Kay.
Journey To Aprilioth by Eileen Kernaghan.
The Collected Work of Dean Koontz.
The Dragon King Trilogy by Stephen R. Lawhead.
Taliesin by Stephen R. Lawhead.
A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. LeGuin.
The Tombs of Atuan by Ursula K. LeGuin.
The Farthest Shore by Ursula K. LeGuin.
Tehanu by Ursula K. LeGuin.
The Magician's Nephew by C. S. Lewis.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis.
The Horse and His Boy by C. S. Lewis.
Prince Caspian by C. S. Lewis.
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader by C. S. Lewis.
The Silver Chair by C. S. Lewis.
The Last Battle by C. S. Lewis.
The Collected Work of H. P. Lovecraft.
The Collected Work of Anne McCaffrey.
The Magic of Recluce by L. E. Modesitt, Jr.
The Towers of the Sunset by L. E. Modesitt, Jr.
The Magic Engineer by L. E. Modesitt, Jr.
The Elric Saga by Michael Moorcock.
Ringworld by Larry Niven.
Lucifer's Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.
Pawn's Dream by Eric Nylund.
The Cat's Meow by David J. Parker.
Timewyrm: Genesys by John Peel.
War of the Daleks by John Peel.
The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett.
Dark Planet by John Rackham.
Dragon Prince by Melanie Rawn.
The Star Scroll by Melanie Rawn.
Sunrunner's Fire by Melanie Rawn.
Stronghold by Melanie Rawn.
The Dragon Token by Melanie Rawn.
The Kirinyaga Series by Mike Resnick.
Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers's Stone by J. K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J. K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J. K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix by J. K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J. K. Rowling.
Contact by Carl Sagan.
Starplex by Robert J. Sawyer.
The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.
Our Children's Children by Clifford D. Simak.
The Mad Overlord by Samuel Stoddard.
The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien.
The Fellowship of the Ring by J. R. R. Tolkien.
The Two Towers by J. R. R. Tolkien.
The Return of the King by J. R. R. Tolkien.
Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut.
Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut.
Dragonlance: Chronicles by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman.
Dragonlance: Legends by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman.
The Darksword Trilogy by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman.
The Death Gate Cycle by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman.
The Time Machine by H. G. Wells.
The Invisible Man by H. G. Wells.
The Island of Dr. Moreau by H. G. Wells.
The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells.
The Sword In the Stone by T. H. White.
The Queen of Air and Darkness by T. H. White.
The Ill-Made Knight by T. H. White.
The Candle In the Wind by T. H. White.
The Book of Merlyn by T. H. White.
The Dragonbone Chair by Tad Williams.

Part Four - Banned Books

Scary Stories (Series) by Alvin Schwartz
Daddy’s Roommate by Michael Willhoite
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
Harry Potter (Series) by J.K. Rowling
Forever by Judy Blume
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Alice (Series) by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
My Brother Sam is Dead by J L Collier and C Collier
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Giver by Lois Lowry
It’s Perfectly Normal by Robie Harris
Goosebumps (Series) by R.L. Stine
A Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Newton Peck
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
Sex by Madonna
Earth’s Children (Series) by Jean M. Auel
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle
Go Ask Alice by Anonymous
Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
The Stupids (Series) by Harry Allard
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The New Joy of Gay Sex by Charles Silverstein
Anastasia Krupnik (Series) by Lois Lowry
The Goats by Brock Cole
Kaffir Boy by Mark Mathabane
Blubber by Judy Blume
Killing Mr. Griffin by Lois Duncan
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
We All Fall Down by Robert Cormier
Final Exit by Derek Humphry
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George
The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison
What’s Happening to my Body? Book for Girls: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Daughters by Lynda Madaras
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Beloved by Toni Morrison
The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
Bumps in the Night by Harry Allard
Deenie by Judy Blume
Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Annie on my Mind by Nancy Garden
The Boy Who Lost His Face by Louis Sachar
Cross Your Fingers, Spit in Your Hat by Alvin Schwartz
A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by A.N. Roquelaure (Anne Rice)
Asking About Sex and Growing Up by Joanna Cole
Cujo by Stephen King
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
The Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell
Boys and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
What’s Happening to my Body? Book for Boys: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Sons by Lynda Madaras
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret by Judy Blume
Crazy Lady by Jane Conly
Athletic Shorts by Chris Crutcher
Fade by Robert Cormier
Guess What? by Mem Fox
The House of Spirits by Isabel Allende
The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline Cooney
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Native Son by Richard Wright
Women on Top: How Real Life Has Changed Women’s Fantasies by Nancy Friday
Curses, Hexes and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Jack by A.M. Homes
Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo A. Anaya
Where Did I Come From? by Peter Mayle
Carrie by Stephen King
Tiger Eyes by Judy Blume
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
Arizona Kid by Ron Koertge
Family Secrets by Norma Klein
Mommy Laid An Egg by Babette Cole
The Dead Zone by Stephen King
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison
Always Running by Luis Rodriguez
Private Parts by Howard Stern
Where’s Waldo? by Martin Hanford
Summer of My German Soldier by Bette Greene
Little Black Sambo by Helen Bannerman
Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
Running Loose by Chris Crutcher
Sex Education by Jenny Davis
The Drowning of Stephen Jones by Bette Greene
Girls and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
View from the Cherry Tree by Willo Davis Roberts
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
The Terrorist by Caroline Cooney
Jump Ship to Freedom by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier

Jesus. Who tried to ban all my favorite books? I'm gonna have to look into this...

hm

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 13:17:30 GMT

Somebody sent me a pretty obvious trojan email. It didn't get caught by the spam filter, though, so somehow I thought they knew me.

Well, I found out exactly who it was, since he cleverly hosted the tainted .exe on his own site.

Well, at least, I found out that it's one Artur Porebski, 20 years of age, from Krakow, Poland. Among other things. (he has a 21' Samsung monitor, enjoys playing Terran in Starcraft, etc) No idea who he is or why I'd be selected for this script kiddie attack, though. Since I also found his IM handles I suppose I'll ask. Ask him why he must make me so ashamed of my Polish heritage!

Whewwwww

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:55:42 GMT

I fucked around and slacked off and wasn't prepared for the biology test on metabolism and photosynthesis. I was sure I failed. Like, when I consulted my textbook after the test, I discovered that I had absolutely missed at least 5 questions, so I started out with a 90.

Tonight the little A appeared in WebCT, and I bit the bullet.

I got an 80.

Sweet.

So, I'm still in A contention in bio, chinese, and government. Inorganic chem... ugh. More concerned with passing that one at the moment. Still, a 3.5 would really kick ass.

Oddly addicting

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 05:51:52 GMT

http://www.plywoodviolin.com/

It shows you 2 photos at a time, you pick which you think is best. I don’t know why but I could spend all day just picking photos.

(Forgive me, ryanbrenizer.)

(Yes, some of them suck.)

"Jim" is retarded

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:41:51 GMT

So I'm gonna go with this one.

No comment needed

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:34:11 GMT

Totally not hungover, no sir

...but I'll supply one anyway. What, exactly, does "The Homeland" do that "America" wouldn't do just as well and without sounding so... tsarist?

Christ, Republicans get off on this empire shit way too easily, for all their freedom-lovin'.

Well...

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:08:33 GMT

...that's special.

No word yet on if the family's name translates to "Bush."

Best. Game. Ever.

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:19:42 GMT

Sigh... fourth quarter '06? What a tease you are, Will.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8372603330420559198&q=spore

Irony in the Hands of an Angry Wingnut

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:24:11 GMT

Jesus wept.

hey, wait a minute, I don't think Satan is being entirely on-the-level...

Uhh

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:52:11 GMT

I keep hearing that Republicans want this guy to run for President.

Am I missing something?

I love urbandictionary

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:45:12 GMT

procrastishower

The super long shower one takes when they have something better to do, like study for a chemistry exam.
I procrastishowered for a whole hour the night before my CHM247 term test.

oh, and I love procrastishowering. lately I like to lay down in the bathtub and try to fall asleep.

HAHAHAHA

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:09:40 GMT

http://cheneyplaysfolsom.cf.huffingtonpost.com/